Thursday, February 5, 2015

I like my men like I like my…

Books                      Novel. Unpredictable. With a spine.

Carpets                   Stylish. Rugged. Lets me walk all over them.

Babies                      Adorable. Potty-trained. With a nice crib.

Taxis                        Clean. Safe. Willing to go to Brooklyn.

Flights                     Smooth. Minimal baggage. With an emergency exit.

Floors                      Polished. Grounded. Underneath me.

Facebook Wall     Candid. Likable. Without babies.

My favourites from this list via McSweeneys

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

How to Live


Hemingway, on how to live.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Birthday Sushi

Sophia turns ONE next month and her Mama bear is looking for party ideas.  Here’s one that would be awesome:

conveyor sushi diy

At-home sushi conveyor belt via Kidcrave

Aaaaand I just know you’re rolling your eyes at the idea of serving sushi to children instead of the chocolate and cake and sugar they await.  I will answer your collective eye-roll with this:

sushi birthday1

sushi birthday2

Sweets that look like sushi via Dinner: A Love Story.  Yes. amazing.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Send Glitter to your Enemies!

This is the wackiest (and most hilarious) idea I’ve seen in a really long time.  If you hate someone (I mean, really, hate them), you can enlist the help of the evil geniuses at Ship Your Enemies Glitter to f**k up their day.  All for the bargain price of $9.99!

send glitter to your enemies

This is for real.  Obviously, I would never actually do this and if anyone gets a glitter package, it definitely wasn’t from me.  I did, however, thoroughly enjoy reading the FAQs and Reviews section of their site.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Minimalist Challenge

I’m strongly considering undertaking this 30-day minimalism challenge.  Some of the days seem pretty easy, while others are daunting.  I’m looking at you, number 13!


Who’s with me on this? 

via Into Mind