Thursday, February 5, 2015

I like my men like I like my…

Books                      Novel. Unpredictable. With a spine.

Carpets                   Stylish. Rugged. Lets me walk all over them.

Babies                      Adorable. Potty-trained. With a nice crib.

Taxis                        Clean. Safe. Willing to go to Brooklyn.

Flights                     Smooth. Minimal baggage. With an emergency exit.

Floors                      Polished. Grounded. Underneath me.

Facebook Wall     Candid. Likable. Without babies.

My favourites from this list via McSweeneys

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