Books Novel. Unpredictable. With a spine.
Carpets Stylish. Rugged. Lets me walk all over them.
Babies Adorable. Potty-trained. With a nice crib.
Taxis Clean. Safe. Willing to go to Brooklyn.
Flights Smooth. Minimal baggage. With an emergency exit.
Floors Polished. Grounded. Underneath me.
Facebook Wall Candid. Likable. Without babies.
My favourites from this list via McSweeneys
Sophia turns ONE next month and her Mama bear is looking for party ideas. Here’s one that would be awesome:
At-home sushi conveyor belt via Kidcrave
Aaaaand I just know you’re rolling your eyes at the idea of serving sushi to children instead of the chocolate and cake and sugar they await. I will answer your collective eye-roll with this:
Sweets that look like sushi via Dinner: A Love Story. Yes. amazing.
This is the wackiest (and most hilarious) idea I’ve seen in a really long time. If you hate someone (I mean, really, hate them), you can enlist the help of the evil geniuses at Ship Your Enemies Glitter to f**k up their day. All for the bargain price of $9.99!
This is for real. Obviously, I would never actually do this and if anyone gets a glitter package, it definitely wasn’t from me. I did, however, thoroughly enjoy reading the FAQs and Reviews section of their site.
I’m strongly considering undertaking this 30-day minimalism challenge. Some of the days seem pretty easy, while others are daunting. I’m looking at you, number 13!
Who’s with me on this?
via Into Mind
